Smelly Room

Pooooot!
Aircon BLOWS
Dad’s fart towards
The toddler!
Living in the smelly room
Until he pulls
His bolster to
Cover his nose
For a few minutes

The smell is gone
I enter the room
He complains to me
The smelly room
Caused by
His only dad
And calling me blessed
To be saved from the
Smelly fart

Here I am in the room
Pressing cold pack with
Great pressure
Creating
Fart sound-like
The little one presumes so
Only to realize
Pressurize old pack
But instantly
Pooooot!
Sorry, I fart
Poor little fella to
Cover his nose
with bolster again

My husband inquire
The need to
Switch on the
Air purifier again
Due to
The couple’s fart
Polluting the room


Inspiration On: Monday, 23 March 2015 at 11:17pm

All these encounter is enough to make my son laughs. Hope this is enough to give you all have a good laugh after your hard days’ labour. Wish you all have good days and thank you.

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Sleep Walking

T-shirt pulls upwards with wrinkles
Scratching all over body without tuck in
Causing wind enters into stomach

Stomach pain due to wind
Dances all over the stomach wall happily
Unless fart to eliminate pain


Inspiration On: Tuesday, 22 April 2014 at 5:37am to 5:55am

My dear 45 months toddler was sleeping, but he still could feel itchy and scratch himself. It was a very surprising discovery. Unconsciously, we still feel itchy during sleep even hot and cold. I am still questioning why my toddler feels itchy at night? Wish you all have good days and thank you.

Fart Pollution

Steel cover humans
Humans cover steel
Daily driving on
The asphalt road
Pass gas out
Fart gas out
Of their butt
Gas of pollution

Destroying the environment
Destroying people’s health
Destroying animals’ habitat
Its final destruction
Is global warming


Inspiration On: Sunday, 16 June 2013 at 7:34pm
Inspiration Ends On: Tuesday, 18 June 2013 at 12:08pm

I have been thinking of describing vehicles from its materials.

Air Pollution on Bed

Rolling to the left
Butt facing me
Pooooot!
A long fart
Its stench
Ticks my nostril
Its stench is like
The smell of poo
Air pollution!
Smelly
Smelly!


Inspiration On: Wednesday, 29 May 2013 from 2:33am to 2:38am

My husband was sleeping besides me while I read a book. The fart sound shocked me. Then it was followed by the stench smell hurt my nostril. Oh, my misery to have insomnia.

Act Cute

Pooop!

Excuse me.
Ac cue me.
Act cute me.
Act cute.
Me act cute.

You are excused.
You are ex cused.
You are ac cue.
You act cute?

Yes, daddy is cute.


Inspiration On: Sunday, 18 November 2012 at 10:38pm
Revised On: Tuesday, 20 November 2012 at 11:10am

The above inspiration involves in three points of view – my toddler, me, and my husband. We had a good time and laugh.

It began when my toddler farted. The way he pronounced “excuse me” sounded funny as stated in the above improved inspiration. The original version is as follows:-

Excuse me
Ac cue me
Act cute me

You are excused.
You are ex cused
You are ac cue
You act cute

Yes, daddy is cute.

Foul Smell

A terrible foul smell fills the whole air
Its source points to my sleeping toddler
But I brushed it off as fart
Somehow, something is amiss
Quietly, I pick my mini-torch
Walk silently to my toddler’s cot
Flashing the torchlight onto his pampers
Proving my intuition is wrong
My heart is at ease and
I returned to my bed
And sleep.


Inspiration On: Tuesday, 21 August 2012 at 4am
Inspiration Ends On: Wednesday, 22 August 2012 at 5:16am

In the middle of the night, smell came from my sleeping toddler. Firstly, I thought he farted so I brushed it off. However, I feel the urgency to check it out due to a stench ever occurred before.